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A wooden octopus, carved and crafted with love and care.

"Waterproof! Airproof! Ageproof, too! You’d be a fool not to take this little bugger from my claws. "

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"Such high tastes you have! Only the distinguished distinguish these beauts from any ordinary stone."

"Keen AND rambunctious, to want this lesser stone! Yet there is no stone greater, as this is a must-have for any avid adventurer. "

"Want to leave your old life behind? Looking to become something better and better? Look no further! "

"You don’t want what I’ve got."